Addendum to the 100 Worst Songs of All Time
Addendum to the 100 Worst Songs of All Time
First off, some people may be wondering why I am trying to add more songs to an otherwise almost perfect list and, well, there are several reasons why. 1. I forgot some songs the first time around because there are so many, it’s rather hard to keep track of them all and 2. Some newer songs have entered the mix and they are frankly so shitty that they deserve inclusion. So without any further delay from me, let’s get to numbers 101-110!
110. Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera-Moves Like Jagger (2011) [Brought to you by “The Voice.” Clearly Maroon 5 are running out of ideas and are becoming a dance band now. Of course, this song became a huge hit.]
109. Michael Monroe-Dead, Jail or Rock & Roll (1989) [The singer of Hanoi Rocks finally getting some help from his famous friends in Guns ‘n Roses and this was the best he could do? No wonder he’s still pretty much unknown in the U.S.]
108. Eddie Murphy & Michael Jackson-Whatzupwitu (1993) [There were a lot of questions surrounding this song.1. why did Eddie Murphy think he could sing; why was he signed to Motown for this record; 2. why is Michael Jackson even here, when he contributes as much as Rick James did to “Party All the Time” and 3. why are there so many damn children dancing in the clouds with them in the video? Unfortunately, all these questions will have to go unanswered. Hard to believe this went to #1 on the R&B charts.]
107. Loudness-Crazy Nights (1985) [A Japanese metal band trying to break the American market. Most of the lyrics are stereotypical gibberish that foreign bands thought American ears wanted to hear. Sad. Sad. Sad.]
106. Public Image Limited-Bad Life (1984) [This was back when Johnny Rotten didn’t give a fuck about anything. Consequently, he gave us this song.]
105. Eamon-Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) (2003) [We know, we didn’t want you back either.]
104. Paula Abdul-Vibeology (1991) [Before “American Idol” or “X Factor,” people barely remember she had an actual singing career. This abysmal track will make people wonder what they saw or heard in her in the first place.]
103. Hot Chelle Rae-Tonight Tonight (2011) (Suggested by Josh Mickley) [This ‘potential summer anthem’ has some of the most inane lyrics since “Summer Girls” and of course because people who listen to pop radio are retards, it became a hit. Somebody stop the insanity!]
102. Lady Antebellum-Need You Now [Jason Nevins Dance Remix] (2010) [Not a bad song in its original format but then some idiot decided it needed to get played on other than country and pop stations so they sped up the tempo to warp speed and gave us something that no one was really asking for, probably not even Lady Antebellum.]
101. The Power Station-Bang a Gong (Get It On) (1985) [How I forgot this song the first time around is a complete mystery. The ‘guitar solo’ alone is enough to make you want to gag but the programmed drums and lack of spirit by Robert Palmer just lead this to be one of the worst cover songs ever heard anywhere.]
First off, some people may be wondering why I am trying to add more songs to an otherwise almost perfect list and, well, there are several reasons why. 1. I forgot some songs the first time around because there are so many, it’s rather hard to keep track of them all and 2. Some newer songs have entered the mix and they are frankly so shitty that they deserve inclusion. So without any further delay from me, let’s get to numbers 101-110!
110. Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera-Moves Like Jagger (2011) [Brought to you by “The Voice.” Clearly Maroon 5 are running out of ideas and are becoming a dance band now. Of course, this song became a huge hit.]
109. Michael Monroe-Dead, Jail or Rock & Roll (1989) [The singer of Hanoi Rocks finally getting some help from his famous friends in Guns ‘n Roses and this was the best he could do? No wonder he’s still pretty much unknown in the U.S.]
108. Eddie Murphy & Michael Jackson-Whatzupwitu (1993) [There were a lot of questions surrounding this song.1. why did Eddie Murphy think he could sing; why was he signed to Motown for this record; 2. why is Michael Jackson even here, when he contributes as much as Rick James did to “Party All the Time” and 3. why are there so many damn children dancing in the clouds with them in the video? Unfortunately, all these questions will have to go unanswered. Hard to believe this went to #1 on the R&B charts.]
107. Loudness-Crazy Nights (1985) [A Japanese metal band trying to break the American market. Most of the lyrics are stereotypical gibberish that foreign bands thought American ears wanted to hear. Sad. Sad. Sad.]
106. Public Image Limited-Bad Life (1984) [This was back when Johnny Rotten didn’t give a fuck about anything. Consequently, he gave us this song.]
105. Eamon-Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) (2003) [We know, we didn’t want you back either.]
104. Paula Abdul-Vibeology (1991) [Before “American Idol” or “X Factor,” people barely remember she had an actual singing career. This abysmal track will make people wonder what they saw or heard in her in the first place.]
103. Hot Chelle Rae-Tonight Tonight (2011) (Suggested by Josh Mickley) [This ‘potential summer anthem’ has some of the most inane lyrics since “Summer Girls” and of course because people who listen to pop radio are retards, it became a hit. Somebody stop the insanity!]
102. Lady Antebellum-Need You Now [Jason Nevins Dance Remix] (2010) [Not a bad song in its original format but then some idiot decided it needed to get played on other than country and pop stations so they sped up the tempo to warp speed and gave us something that no one was really asking for, probably not even Lady Antebellum.]
101. The Power Station-Bang a Gong (Get It On) (1985) [How I forgot this song the first time around is a complete mystery. The ‘guitar solo’ alone is enough to make you want to gag but the programmed drums and lack of spirit by Robert Palmer just lead this to be one of the worst cover songs ever heard anywhere.]
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